10 September 2014

BAbY

My awesome brother, David, suggested I keep a more regular journal/blog, so here's my entry for tonight.  Maybe it won't continue as regularly as it should, but at least I'm on it this once!

So that CPL had her baby:
Karl made this adorable outfit for him. Blanket by Uncle Eric & Aunt Sherri.
We named him Wyatt Corvin Rosengren.  He was cute like Yoda.  We decided to keep him a bit longer to see what might happen.

1 month

2 months

3 months

4 months

One of the reasons for jotting down my thoughts every day is because I've had some baby blues.  Probably exacerbated by my new schedule at work not sleeping every other night.  Anyway, I'm looking at these adorable pictures and thinking: I hope I get a nap in a few hours.  He just smiles so much when I play with him.  Well, here's to figuring it out!  Any ideas, send 'em my way :)

16 April 2014

So how come CPL is crazy?

Here are some solutions for various pregnancy ailments that work temporarily:

1st trimester nausea
  Don't pick up your dog's poop while you're on walks.
  Never don't eat!

2nd trimester nosebleeds
  Blow nose regularly.
  Don't leave tissues in toilet because that grosses the kids out to try peeing on the bloody tissues.
  Take allergy pills daily and wipe inside of freshly picked nose with carmex.

3nd trimester stretched skin and feeling like upper belly is on fire
  Put out the fire with ice on that baby.

For upper back pain in conjunction with corresponding rib pain while sitting or sleeping
  First use heating pad, until pain is no longer fazed by heating pad.
  Upgrade to back vibrating massager every 1/2 hour while attempting to sleep.
  Never sit down.
  Never sleep.